6 Minutes

Minute #1: Rub the sleep out of my eyes, put my feet on the floor and pop the binky back in my whining daughters mouth, place a bottle from the fridge in the warmer and set the alarm on the stove to ........ 6 Minutes.

Minute #2: Go back and get my darling and take her to her bedroom to be changed. Make sure I have the binky and burp cloth in hand.

Minute #3: Get a fresh diaper, 1 or 2 wet wipes and the tube of lube to keep her unchaffed.

Minute #4: Change that heavy diaper and pray to God that it didn't leak. (I actually would have found this out in Minute #2). If she did pee through the diaper, get fresh sleep clothes.

Minute #5: The timer beeps to let me know I have 1 minute left. Snap up the sleep suit (I can never snap that dag-on snaps on the right snap because I'm still half sleep)

Minute #6: Beep, Beep....shut off the timer with kid, binky and burp cloth in tow. Wipe off wet bottle because it's perfectly warm after........ 6 minutes.

Dog-on-it - Now I forgot to pee. Guess I'll hold it until she's done with the bottle. Ugh!!!