Chapstick

I believe that I have accomplished something that no other man has accomplished in all the history of the world. I have officially used a 3-Pack of Chapstick brand lip moisturizer. That also means that I have consumed 3 tubes of this stuff as well. I knew something was after I finished the first tube. In all my life, I don't think I've ever finished even half a tube, usually because I lose it before I'm done with it. Chapstick has become an essential part of my morning routine. For some reason toothpaste completely dries my lips out. So now I'm starting a new pack. I'll let you know when I run out again. I'm sure you care.