Why Are You Awake?!?!

At approximately, 4:35 a.m. CST, I was sleeping like a baby in my comfortable bed. I can't quite remember what I was dreaming about, but I do remember being very productive at doing whatever I was doing. It was one of those pointless dreams that we have sometimes that we wouldn't mind getting back to. It's funny, but you only have about 30 seconds to get back to sleep to be thrown back into your dream where you left off. Any more than that and you're teleported to a completely different setting, running for you life, attempting to get away from that dog that chased you down the street when you were 4, but instead your and adult running from the same dog, yet feeling like you did when you were 4.

Anyway, back to the point. My lovely, beautiful, pregnant wife is calling my name.

Mrs. Jones: "Seneca!!!!!!!"

Seneca: "What??????"

Mrs. Jones: "I need your help!"

Seneca: "What's wrong?"

Mrs. Jones: "I can't off the floor!"

Seneca Thinking: Man, I wish she had one of those monitors around her neck, so she could press that button like those elderly people do when they've "fallen and can't get up!".

So I walk into the dining room to notice my wife sitting on the kitchen floor.

Seneca: "What happened?"

Tess: "I got dizzy and I sat down for a while, thinking I would get up after the dizziness passed"

So I scooped her up and helped her walk to the bedroom to get in the bed.

Seneca: "How long were you sitting on the floor before you called me?"

Tess: "About 15 or 20 minutes".

Seneca: "What?!?, Boy I tell ya!"

So I was up for the next hour and 15 minutes rubbing her back, tummy and doing whatever else she requested of me and I fought off sleep. Truth be told, I was really worried that we were going to have to make an emergency run to the hospital.

Tess finally went to sleep. So i dozed off for about 30 minutes before my alarm went off at 6:15. I decided to go ahead and take a quick shower and shave so that I could get back to bed and sleep until 8:20. What a luxury it is to not have to be at work until 9.(Of course, I have to eat lunch at my desk if I still want to get off at 5)

All I have to say is I am tired. My