If This World Were Ruled By Little People

Babies really trip me out sometimes. For example, could you imagine a world ruled by babies and the adults had to bow down to their every command? Well, we kinda have to don't we? But anyway, just listen. We would have to devise some type of plan to take them down. To show them we mean business. To ultimately take back our rightful, God given authority over this earth.

This would be my plan. It's so simple. FEED THEM!!!

That's right!!! All it takes is five minutes with an infiltration of formula and you can take the world back. Have you ever noticed that time seems to stop for babies somewhere between taking that last draw of milk from the bottle and the time they they are burped!!! They can do NOTHING? You can tickle their lips, play in their hair, heck you could even bodyslam them and they wouldn't know the difference. That's when you know that they are at your mercy.

Just take a look at this child. Make no mistake, she is not sleep, but full.