If God allows baby's to get a sneak peak at the kid friendly movies that are here on this side of heaven, then I'm sure that Madison has seen Shrek. I'm more than sure that she studied the many weapons that Puss 'N Boots has in his arsenal. Just look at her, pretending to be all sweet and stuff.
And then, just as usual, once Puss has you within paws reach, he ambushes you and makes you feel foolish.
And just like Mr. Boots, she goes in for the kill. Those gums have the potential to cause a man to bleed to death.So, in the last 7 days, she has explained to us numerous times that:
A) You are not the boss of me
B) When I cry, you come running
C) You don't sleep until I say so
D) No Mercy, because mercy is for the weak (I guess she saw Karate Kid in heaven too)
We made the mistake of asking her WHY? And she told us:
Because There's A New Sheriff In Town
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